One of the most stressful things about being a parent in this time period is the proliferation of standards, often binary, often unachievable. At least for me. Though blogging is a fantastic, inexpensive, fast way to share ideas and resources, I have decided that I am afraid of the mommy blog.
For those of you who may not be familiar, my take on the mommy blog is that it is a blog that sort of demonstrates the “best days” of parenting, takes a philosophy, runs with it, takes authority over it, and removes all opportunities for failure. Standards can be arbitrary and come with picture perfect humble brags of the day to day executions of perfect imperfection. My judgment is that mommy bloggists take advantage of and are often victims of what I am calling “parent terror,” the fear of getting it wrong when the stakes of the decisions made in raising a child feel so high. I feel like in conjunction with marketing efforts, news stories not based in sound academic research, and a parent’s love-based striving for a non-existent (but it doesn’t feel non-existent) idea of perfection, mommy blogs make us all feel like crap.
This is not a mommy blog, because I am not perfect. I have met a kaleidoscope of parents and facilitators whose skills and parenting intentions are so admirable and from whom I learn from. I have also found that I sometimes have something to share that is hopefully helpful to someone else. What I am learning for sure is that stress and guilt are often unnecessary and unwarranted methods of beating ourselves up. I have seen well-meaning parents make every kind of blunder and still end up with having raised beautiful human people.
Fear of not being enough, fear of them not being enough, fear of life not being enough, is what will scuttle your joy. It is what will keep you in the controlling driver seat and out of the patient observer seat holding space for your child. Fear messages we tell ourselves, or that we allow into our hearts and minds may be the biggest thief of family joy, and actually the practical impediment of progress as we will explore. The most difficult times I have had parenting Jackson have ultimately boiled down to my fear, and possibly one of the most important parenting skills I am trying to develop is discipline to be aware of those fears, seek other perspectives for the things I am afraid of, then grow in my journey without being yucky to myself through shame and self doubt.
So, in the spirit of full disclosure. Here is an incomplete list of parent failures I have committed, some of which you will deem to be sarcastic because they are, and the point is to judge me or not, but see that I am an in-progress person just like you, and that I am still learning not to care what you or anyone else thinks about it anyway:
- I have let my child open and eat sugar packets at restaurants while we waited for food.
- I have fallen asleep before my child fell asleep even when my husband wasn’t home.
- I have sent my child the same lunch every day for weeks. And it was Ramen.
- I have let my child eat that Ramen dry with the sodium seasoning packet sprinkled on top of it.
- I have made my child eat that flavor Ramen brick outside so the dog would lick up the crumbs and I wouldn’t have to clean it up.
- While enrolled in a self directed education Agile Learning Center, I have surreptitiously taught my child math.
- I have caused my child to attend piano lessons and practice piano even when he did not want to.
- I have identified my own worth too closely with my child’s performance as judged by others.
- I have put the pressure that I felt from others directly on to my child’s shoulders.
- I have not had the perfect thing to say in tough situations.
- I have said, “not right now I’m tired,” so often that my child now says it to me when he doesn’t want to do something.
- I have been unskilled when I needed skill.
- I have been undisciplined when I needed discipline.
- I let him get and eat two candy bars.
- I have had fights with my husband in front of our child.
- I have lied to my child about why I was crying when he asked, because I didn’t want him to know how hard it is to be an adult sometimes.
- I’ve let my husband be the bad guy too often because I couldn’t stand to do it myself.
- I have fed my child preservatives even after the Dr. told me not to.
- I have not kept my child constantly on a top of the market vitamin regimen throughout his life.
- I have allowed dessert first and milkshakes for breakfast.
- I worked outside the home and once chose a HORRIBLE babysitter for him that didn’t change his diaper enough.
- Another babysitter didn’t feed him enough when he was a baby while I was at work.
- I’ve made my husband drop him at childcare because it made me too sad.
- I made my child deal with therapies and evaluations that, to put it bluntly, were a waste of time. And he knew it before I did.
- I bottle fed. And had a C-section. (ok, I’m putting these in sarcastically. They are true, but most people in our birth situation have had limited options on feeding and the actual childbirth because of the nature of things.) But you know people get shit for this stuff!
So, when I’m writing these articles or preparing for podcast episodes, I shake my head wondering if I’m acting like too much of an “expert,” or if I’m contributing to what I don’t like, or hell, there are so many people in the digital world, why do we need my voice? But, maybe this is less about what I know and don’t know, and more about being with you in the journey. Giving and taking and participating here on planet earth.